catchymemes:

catchymemes:

vonkarn:

vonkarn:

angel with pronouns be like “he/hymn”

DON’T be FUNNIER THAN ME

(via starry-eyed-fae)

genderyomi:

its perfectly fine even normal and well-adjusted for boys to wear girl clothes and jerk off. it even says so in the Bible

(via starry-eyed-fae)

scottape:

scottape:

the-goldenbot:

scottape:

the-goldenbot:

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

wow…! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

(via starry-eyed-fae)

calamitys-child:

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

animentality:

A true friend.

(via starry-eyed-fae)

mocksyoucondescendingly:

redstonedust:

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

(via starry-eyed-fae)

r0zeclawz:

do you think puppies get sleepy too

“Are you picking up what I’m putting down?”

“Why would you kill it!?”